Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday <3

Friday has always been my favorite day of the week for several reasons.

Yea, I can't wait to go back to Melaka tomorrow morning to meet my family and friends.

So I'm going home, to the place where I belong, where the love has always been enough for me. xD

Steady...

Shitmyx

This is damn funny and it is not exaggerated. Trust me since I had a fantastic experience before. -_-

Source: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia

Favorite quotes of the Customer Service representative at TMwait Slowmyx / TMnerd Shitmyx

  • "We will assign a contracter to your place to look into the matter by tomorrow(in fact a week)."
  • (if u r using external ADSL modem)"Is the light of the ADSL light blinking or off??"
  • "Windows XP firewall make your slow koneksion"
  • "What is the error code shown? If u using router, please try manual konek and call us again."
  • "Please turn your modem upside down and try again"
  • "Please unplug your network cable and turn it around and plug it back in" (Witchcraft lah, just stand up and turn around 3 times, your internet will be aaalrite!)
  • "What version of Windows are you using?" (If it ain't WinXP, fuxx you, we do not support Mac, Win2k or Linux)
  • "Please unplug your microfilter and plug the modem wire directly into the wall socket" (I can hear the pages flipping, she's either reading Kosmo! or from a frickin' manual, which I can also do, and Fuxx You very much, I already tried, my microfilter is brand new)
  • "You must plug your SATA modem to the IDE floppy disk and put your USB monitor to the 2-socket plug. Then only can you turn on the 30-Amp power to your Acer.
  • "I tak tahu..." / "Saya don't know..."
  • " "Currently, we have no service distruption in malaysia" <--- a good reply when international cable breakdown. Stupid Customer service dont even know.
  • " Nonit talk so much la..... Let me make report for u. U take the report number and keep quiet... Wait for technician to come( if he remembers).. Bye.... tooo..tooo..
  • " Now restart your comp....
  • " Uninstall and then reinstall the network driver. That didn't work for you? What you don't have your original disks? No problem, use this web site... what do you mean you have no Internet without the driver? Are you trying to question me?"
  • "Please reinstall your modem"(driver)
  • " I am sorry, our support does not cover that. Try calling the company that made your computer or Microsoft. (I have no idea what you are talking about and my script does not cover these sorts of things. Rather than tell you I have no talent, I am instead telling you to go somewhere else and passing the buck to them. Yet I know they also have help desks in Malaysia so I am phoning them ahead to warn them about you. You are so fuxxored.)
  • "Talk talk talk... Please wait while all our staffs are engaged on line...(Stupid tmnut song plays... played over and over hundred of times.. then, line disconnected" - This happened when all the staffs went to minum kopi, lepak, talk cock ...etc watever and refused to answer the phone because they know they can't do anything other than saying "Please wait while our technical workers are currently fixing the problemss"
  • "Huh ?"
  • "Cannot... cannot" -TMNET customer service on speaking to your supervisor
  • "Tomorrow you come lah... to tmnet center" -TMNET customer service typical panics
  • An official reply via email from their customer service: "Send email with details can ? We no receive your email at all." Same email recycle until customers give up.
  • "Suh... you made no payments" -on the bill you paid 3 months ago, now they're threating to block your connection
  • "Oh unplug your cable lah, then you squeeze squeeze should be ok adiiiiii!!!"
  • "Slow? I think you should upgrade to Slowmyx 1 Meg. How much you are paying now? Just add little bit only ma."
  • "Unplug your telephone line, rub it towards your breast, let the telephone line gets high, then plug back in ur asshole. I'm 100% u can use ur internet to see BOGEL INTERNET."
  • First time calling: "We need three working days to solve this problem." Call after three days: "We need three working days to solve this problem." and continue the process.
  • Huh????Our connection is the fastest among the Asia...u still wan to complain.....our 1kbps speed is faster than a Porches 911...
  • "We're very sorry. All our staffs are busy at the moment. Please call back later. Thank you for using streamyx..."
  • Nobody answers.

Friday, August 15, 2008

A "Rojak" Post

Oh yea it's a nice feeling to be healty again after having been sick for 2 weeks. ^-^

It's past 4 am already and I still haven't let my laptop take a rest. Haha...

I have bought a new prepaid Hi Card (again!). +6594659881 is my new contact number in Singapore. Feel free to contact me. xD

Hmm...I miss delicious food in Melaka. Once I go back, I must go to eat Satay Celup, Satay, O-Jien, Jonker's Laksa, Cendol, etc. Damn, mentioning food makes me feel hungry now.

Beijing Olympic: Spectacular opening ceremony! China did a great job! Now they're leading with 21 golds. US with 10 golds and South Korea with 6.

Good luck to Lee Chong Wei. He has such a bright chance of getting at least a bronze! Don't disappoint us! Michael Phelps, one of the greatest Olympians, is the God of swimming! He dominates the water cube like no other. People like him are insane! All his hard work paid off really well. Well, to gain something, you have to sacrifice certain things. As of now, I think what I need includes confidence, motivation and determination!

When I have time to think, I will start asking myself a lot of "why" questions.

Just like what a lot of people have been asking me: "Of all places, why did you choose to come to NTU?", "Why are you in NTU?"

Then, recently I have been thinking, why are people chasing money so badly? Being $$ rich = success? Being $$ rich = happiness? I mean, why we are all so materialistic and realistic? Why must I have big dream, like it's something bad if I'm not ambitious? Why people demand so many things? Why we are always not satisfied with what we have? Why must we make life so complicated? I want a simple happy-go-lucky life, may I? Can I? Why are people aiming to score perfect in their exam? Why some people must study medicine? Why should I care? Arrr...so many "why"s? Sorry o... Why so serious? Haha...but can anyone tell me your answers to my questions?

Should I just don't care or think so much, just follow the flow and let things go naturally? I really need some sources for motivation. I guess it's the way how you look at it. I don't feel like I have to be rich to enjoy life. I won't mind if someone donate money to me though :p. But as lazy as I am, I am not motivated to work hard and put in any effort into serious stuff. I just want to be myself, sleep as much as I wish and do whatever I want to do. There is no need for me to do anything in order to impress others. During interview, typically the interviewer will ask you what you have achieved in life. For me, I feel like I haven't really achieved anything special. Then it leads me into thinking: Why should/must I achieve something? If I don't achieve anything great, does it mean I'm a lousy and useless piece of shit? Why can't I just be myself, enjoying life to the fullest? I really don't mind being an ordinary person with a simple but fun life.

Ei....I think I'm a bit lost in direction right now. Okay, try to think positively la. When I'm in bad mood, I'll remind myself everything happens for a reason. Like, my parents brought me to this world for a reason. I am living on this planet for a reason. While writing all this unsystematic post, I have found 2 decent goals of my life. It's not always about me as the Earth doesn't revolve around me. I'm here. I'm here to make this world a better place. I'm here to contribute something useful to the beloved family and also the society.

I'm done mumbling. Night night! Zzzzz......

Thursday, August 07, 2008

A streak of bad luck

Wow...this is unbelievable. I lost my beloved k800i handphone yesterday evening at the SRC swimming pool. It was my second visit to the pool. Just like everyone else, I put my belongings on the cabinet.

After taking a bath, I realised my bag was still there but my phone went missing. -_- Luckily I didn't bring out my whole wallet and I didn't do top up to my phone. And more luckily, there was no naked photo stored in the phone memory card. LOL...

Well, to think positively, it's time for a change. As lame as it may sound, it's fated to change phone.

Lesson learnt, be extra careful even if you're on campus. As the popular NTU saying goes, "low crime doesn't mean no crime"!

My ex-mobile number: +65 83590128 is no longer available. It's useless to try to call or sms me. I'll update y'all once I get a new number. :)


P/S: Singhel prepaid hi card line reception really sucks. Now I know why there were so many customers calling the cust care centre to complain. -_-

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Sick

I have been sick for more than 1 week already, still haven't got any sign of recovery. Hopefully I can get well very soon and never fall sick again in the next 4 years. I wish la. I realise I didn't get sick in the past 2 or 3 years le. That's quite a nice record for me.

Now that I'm sick, my handphone and my laptop join the bandwagon. -_- They're causing a lot of problems to me too. Damn it!

And actually hor, I feel a bit homesick too le, wondering how my parents are doing in Melaka. They must be happy though because they can live peacefully without me being at home. Haha..that's what they told me but I know for sure they miss me too. :p Hahaha...I've got a thick face.

Anyway, I'm glad I have met some awesome people in NTU. I have made some nice friends here too. People around me have been so nice to me, I feel paiseh le. Yea, I am blessed. ^_^

Tomorrow term starts. I'll have my very first lecture on 3.30pm. I feel anxious about and I will have to add at least 2 more modules during add/drop period. Hope everthing will turn out okay for me. :)